初學(xué)者愛(ài)上英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話04：懲罰（中英）
4.Punishment
懲罰
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
小女孩從學(xué)?；氐郊?，對(duì)媽媽說(shuō)：“媽媽?zhuān)裉煸趯W(xué)校我因?yàn)闆](méi)做過(guò)的事受到了懲罰。”
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this. By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
媽媽驚叫著說(shuō)：“那太糟糕了！我要去和你的老師談一談這件事。順便問(wèn)一下，你沒(méi)做過(guò)什么？”
The little girl replied, "My homework"
小女孩回答說(shuō)：“家庭作業(yè)。”
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