你的大拇指在我湯里了!
去餐館吃飯,肯定要和服務員打交道,可要是碰上了下面的服務員,沒辦法,就只有自認倒霉了。
顧客:小心,你的大拇指在我湯里了!
服務員:別擔心,先生,不是很燙!
That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
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