英語幽默小故事帶翻譯： True feelings 實情（中英雙語）
132. True feelings
132，實情
The swimsuit issue of a magazine that displayed a model wearing a skimpy bikini on its cover was occupying the attension of a wide-eyed man. Disturbed,his wife said，"That's shameful!If I looked like that I wouldn't leave my house!”
有個男人出神地盯著一本雜志的封面。那上面是一位穿著緊身比基尼泳裝的女郎。他的妻子很生氣，說:“真不像話，如果我穿的像她一樣，我絕不出家門。”
"To tell you the truth," the husband replied，"if you looked like that neither would I."
“說句實話，”那男人說，“如果你像她那樣，我也不會出家門的。”
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