外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹170：第一次約會(中英)
After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if some- thing like this happened.
一個男的和他第一次約會的女友共度了整個晚上，現在再多呆一分鐘他都無法忍受了。事先，他就秘密的和朋友商量好了，一旦出現樣的情況，朋友就打電話給他，這樣他去接電話，就有借口離開了。
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.”
接完電話后，他回來了，垂一下了眼睛，一臉沮喪地說:“我有一個壞消息，我的爺爺剛剛去世了。”
"Thank heavens,” his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!”
“感謝上帝，”女伴回答道:“幸虧你有壞消息，要不然，我就要有壞消息告訴你了。”
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