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- 喬恩打算同加菲貓實行節(jié)食計劃-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:garfield,we are going on a diet.喬恩：加菲貓，我們準備節(jié)食。garfield:uh...just what do you mean by "we"?加菲貓：呃...你的意思是我們嗎？garfield:by “we”,do you mean you and this blanket?加菲貓：我...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 模 仿Imitation--雙語幽默笑話
- Imitation
模 仿
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Treat款待--雙語幽默笑話
- Treat
款 待
As a rookie in the Atlantic City, N.J., Police department, I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upon a child who had become separated...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
![食物中的人工色素會導致死亡-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smalle2ee47b9097ea1dcbf1049c75172bb851540823636.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 食物中的人工色素會導致死亡-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:garfield,you shouldn't take food for granted.喬恩：加菲貓，你不應當認為取食物是理所應當?shù)摹arfield:he's right.an artificial color died to provide me with this meal.加菲貓：他說得對，這頓飯里面的...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
![喬恩和加菲貓體重增加-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small628524176c027069f435181da55e81cc1540823599.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 喬恩和加菲貓體重增加-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:well,garfield,it looks like we packed on a little weight over the holidays.喬恩：加菲貓，好像我們暑假期間體重增加了一些。garfield:what do you mean "we",fat-man?加菲貓：你意思是我們嗎，胖子？garfiel...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 加菲貓錯失新年聚會時光-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
- jon:ga!you missed my new year's party!喬恩：你錯過了新年聚會！garfield:define "party".加菲貓：給聚會下個定義。jon:well,we had a great time without you.喬恩：好的，你不在時我們過得很開心。garfield:bobbi...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 纏住不放Persistence--雙語幽默笑話
- Persistence
纏住不放
Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game，you or Uncle Richie?"
丈夫打完高爾夫...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不用找了Keep the Change--雙語幽默笑話
- Keep the Change
不用找了
One sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately, the kids lined up t...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 72.What Went Wrong
- A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 71. The Young Man at the Wheel
- My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 73. You Never Called
- A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, g...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 74. A Vacation Cruise
- One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 75.This Way to Request
- I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to e...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 76.The Problem of Two Flounders
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simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of "the one that got away". but there came a day when...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 77. At the Supermarket
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at the supermarket i noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever i went. as i moved to each aisle, there h...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 78. A Preachers Topic
- a preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. his wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarr...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 79. In the air
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matt and his wife lived in the country. matt was very stingy and hated spending money. one day a fair came to the nearby town...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 80. Way of Inducing
- At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 81.An Urgent Standby Passenger
- While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 83. The Target
- My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 84.Day after Day
- A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up . He would call on a student for translatio...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 85. Post Haste
- My husband asked me to go to the post office to mail his resume in anticipation of a job interview. He instructed me to send i...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 86.Respones
- Frequent hand-washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh Alaskan weather combined to give me very dry skin. One...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 87.A Coach and His Players
- I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I cal...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 88.He Lowered Her chair Six Inches
- While on vacation in San Francisco, my sister developed a toothache. The hotel desk clerk recommended a dentist. Susan, who di...
2018-10-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
