知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇06：死后重生

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知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇

06 ：Life after death死后重生

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
“你相信人能死后重生嗎？”老板問他的一個員工。

"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
“我相信，先生”。

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine,"
這位剛上班不久的員工回答。

the boss went on. "
“哦，那還好”。老板接著說。

After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.
“你昨天提早下班去參加你祖母的葬禮后，她老人家到這兒看你來了。”

【語言點】
life after death 來世 .死后重生
Believe in深信不疑
believe in God信仰上帝
eg：I believe in you

Employee 員工，雇員
雇主 employer 雇員是字母e，雇主是字母r
New recruit 招募(新兵)
recruit 招生，招工
eg:that makes everything just fine

everything just fine一切都好
everything
be動詞 is
funeral葬禮
stop in路過某個地方，作短暫的停留
stop by

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