他真是一個(gè)大人物。
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
-- 我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。
-- 他真是一個(gè)大人物。干什么的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
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