我總是說沒有發生過的故事.
One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
“Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money.People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.”
“You don't know my work,” said the other.
“What is your work？”
“I'm a policeman.
“Oh！” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work？”“No,”said the policeman.
“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”
一個晚上,一家賓館著火了,那些住在里面的人穿著睡衣跑出來.
兩個男人站在外面,看著火
"在我出來之前,"一個男人說道,"我跑進一些房間后找到了許多錢.當人們害怕時,他們不會想到錢.當任何人把紙幣留在火里時,火就會燒掉它.所以我把所有能找到的美鈔都拿走了.沒有人會更窮,因為我拿走了.
"你不知道我的工作."另一個男人說道.
"你是干什么的?"
"我是一名警察".
"噢"第一個男人大叫.他快速地想了想,然后說:"你知道我的工作是什么嗎?"
"不知道."那位警察說道.
"我是一個作家.我總是說沒有發生過的故事."
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