Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？
A story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habituallyendeavoured to terrorize his opponent's witnesses.
One witness rather tended to preface his replies withlengthy explanations.
“I want'yes'or'no，'”thundered counsel.“There is noneed for you to argue the point！”
“But there are some questions which cannot be answeredby'yes'or'no，'”mildly responded the witness.
“There are not！” unwisely snapped the lawyer.
“Oh，” said the witness，“answer this then：Have youceased beating your wife？”
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