英文笑話:The Green Shit
A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender， "Give me a shot of that green shit you have over there." The bartender said， "I don't know about that， sir， it's pretty strong."
The man replied， "Good， give me two shots. I just found out my older son's gay." The bartender understood and gave the man two shots of the green shit.
The next night the same man walked into the bar and said， "Give me four shots of that green shit from last night."
The bartender said， "Are you sure about that？"
The man said， "Yes， I just found out that my younger son is gay." The bartender understood and gave him four shots of the green shit.
Then the next night the man went back to the bar and said， "Give me eight shots of that green shit."
The bartender said， "I don't think I can do that." The man said， "Please， I had a horrible day." The bartender said， "Doesn't anyone in your family eat pussy？" The man said， "Yeah， my wife."
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