提升
Our son， Chris， is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab， where they are studying Lyme disease. Recently he called home and told us that he had received a promotion. "Great！" I said. "You can always use more money."
There was a slight pause before Chris responded， "Well， I didn't exactly get more money. But they did give me more keys."
我們的兒子克里斯是位于斯泰茲波羅的南佐治亞醫(yī)科大學(xué)的預(yù)科生。他很幸運(yùn)地在研究淋巴疾病的科研室找到了一份工作。最近，他給家里打電話，告訴我們他得到了提升。“太好了，”我說！“你可以多花一些錢了。”
克里斯停頓了一會兒，才回答說：“嗯，準(zhǔn)確地說我倒沒有多拿錢。但是他們確實(shí)多給了我?guī)装谚€匙。”
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