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        英文笑話:Breast Feeding

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          A young woman, who's always self-minded, isn't embarassed even when breast feeding in the public. One day, she and her husband along with her infant were dining in a restaurant. The infant gets hungry and starting to cry, and she then breast feeds the infant.

          A waiter comes to her side and politely asked her that she not to breast feed openly. The mother gets angry and said: "Is it because that you believe. breast feeding is filthy and inpolite?" "No," Waiter calmly points at the sign on the wall and replied: " but we disallow patrons bring their own food and drink to the restaurant."

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