熊和兔子
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete"
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to YOU...
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