優缺點Good Points and Bad Points--雙語幽默笑話
Good Points and Bad Points
優缺點
"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."
“這幢房子，”房地產推銷商說，“既有優點也有缺點。為了說明我是誠實的，我將告訴你們它的缺點 - 往南面一個街區是一家化工廠，往北面一個街區是一家屠宰場。”
"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.
“那么它的長處呢？”預備購買房子的人問道。
"The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."
“它的好處，”代理商說道，“就是，你總能分清風是從哪邊吹過來的。”
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