英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Blank eepression 直言不諱（中英雙語）
68.Blank eepression
68.直言不諱
My husband bought me an automatic dishwasher for my birthday. In filling out the guarantee，he came across the question，“What year and model dishwasher did you're place?"He wrote:"Wife—Age 24".
我丈夫在我生日那天給我買了臺全自動洗碗機。在填寫保修單葉，他看到里面有一項是:“你替換的舊洗碗機是哪年生產的，什么型號?”我丈夫寫道:“妻子—24歲”。
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