趣味圖片英語笑話：ugly face 丑陋的臉（雙語）
What do you feel like doing on our day together?
我們在一起的日子里你想做什么?
I have an urge to scream obscenities into your ugly face and punch your nose into a bloody pulp and try to rip your head off because our marriage is destroying my life ... But if you want to do something else, that's okay too...
我有一個沖動,對著你丑陋的臉張狂地尖叫,打你的鼻子流血和試著割下你的頭,因為我們的婚姻是破壞我的生活…但是如果你想做別的事情,那也是好的……
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