美版電視相親節(jié)目“非誠勿擾”經(jīng)典語錄
美國 abc電視臺有一檔電視相親節(jié)目《單身漢》the bachelor，以及以女生為主角的《單身女郎》the bachelorette，和江蘇衛(wèi)視《非誠勿擾》一樣，里面的男男女女也有不少經(jīng)典的語錄。
you know what they say: 'nice guys finish last.'"
你肯定聽說過帥哥不敗定律。
-- wes hayden, "the bachelorette," season 5.
"nice to meet you. wanna hug? wanna make out?"
很高興見到你。想來個擁抱嗎？或者xxoo？
-- charlie o'connell, "the bachelor," season 7.
"i can tell everything about a girl with her feet. i think i could find a girl that i could marry within 10 seconds just by looking at her feet."
我光看一個女生的腳就知道她是什么樣的人。只要花十秒鐘觀察女生的腳，我就能找到一個我理想中的老婆。
-- tanner pope, "the bachelorette," season 5.
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