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　　“And here‘s Moses Kiptanui，the 19 year old Kenyan，who turned 20 a few weeks ago.”（David Coleman）

　　-“Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs”（David Coleman）

　　-“We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race，only exactly the opposite.”（Murray Walker）

　　- After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals：“We didn‘t underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought.”（Bobby Robson）

　　- On the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy：“It was like being in a foreign country.”（Ian Rush）

　　-“I was in a no-win situation，so I‘m glad that I won rather than lost.”（Frank Bruno）

　　-“There is Brendan Foster，by himself，with 20，000 people.”（David Coleman）

　　-“The lead car is absolutely unique，except for the one behind it which is identical.”（Murray Walker）

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