把戒指戴回去
Put That Ring Back On
During World War II， I found that my wedding ring was being destroyed through the use of my GI trenching shovel， so I took the ring off and placed it on my dog-tag chain.
After being promoted from corporal to staff sergeant， I sent my wife a photo of myself wearing the new stripes. Instead of congratulations the letter I got back contained just five words： “PUT THAT RING BACK ON！”
二戰期間，我發現我的結婚戒指在使用戰壕鏟時給弄壞了，于是我將戒指取下來掛在身份牌的鏈子上。
從下士提升為上士后，我給妻子寄了一張我戴著新肩章的照片。我收到的回信中沒有祝賀之辭，只寫了六個大字：“把戒指戴回去！”
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