我們中的一個要上鏡頭了
While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them. In running, one journalist said to the other：“Can't run any more！ What should we do？” “No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline （tomorrow）。” replied his colleague.
兩個記者在森林中拍攝熊吃魚的鏡頭，忽然熊發(fā)現(xiàn)了他們并向他們沖過來，兩個記者拼命的跑，最后都要跑不動了。一個記者說：“我們怎么辦？這時另一個記者對他的同伴說：我也不知道，不過我們中的一個要上鏡頭了……”
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