New Yorkers arrived

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　　One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.

　　walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God,

　　there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?".

　　God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."

　　St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!"

　　"Who, the New Yorkers?".

　　"No, the Pearly Gates."

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