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        第135期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 成年人的抉擇

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          The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult decisions. Sure enough, a few days after his 18th birthday, he come home with a tattoo. Although I was not happy about this, I was curious to see what symbol of masculinity he had chosen. There, on his shoulder, was a two-inch image of Mickey Mouse.
        Notes:
          (1) constantly adv. 不斷地
          (2) tattoo n. 文身
          (3) permission n. 允許
          (4) masculinity n. 陽性,男性
          (5) image n . 形象,肖像
          (6) Mickey Mouse 米老鼠
        Exercises:
        根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正(T)、誤(F):
         ?、?When the son pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, the mother thought her son was old enough to make an adult decision.
         ?、?A few days before his birthday, the son came home with a tattoo.
         ?、?The mother wondered what symbol her son had chosen.
          ④ The image of Mickey Mouse on the son's shoulder was three inches long.
         ?、?From the passage, we can see that the son really made an adult decision.
        成年人的抉擇
          我兒子十八歲前的那一年,他常常向我提出準(zhǔn)許他文身。但我拒絕允許他這樣做。他爭辯說他不久就要成為男子漢了,并說他應(yīng)該能夠作出成年人的抉擇了。果然,十八歲生日的幾天后,他文了身,回到家里。盡管我對此感到不高興,但出于好奇,我想看看他選擇了什么雄性象征物。原來是他在肩上文了一個兩英寸長的米老鼠像。
        練習(xí)參考答案:
        ① F ② F ③ T ④ F ⑤ F

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