簡單的稅率
MAN: KOYER THE LAWYER!What brings you here?
LAWYER:A public service.I bring important news form the king regarding taxes.
LAWYER:"Due to popular demand the tax structure will be greatly simplified...Henceforth,one basic tax rate will be charged to everyone!"
MAN: May we ask what the rate will be?
LAWYER:100%
MAN: What could be simpler than that?
man:會是誰來了? "砰 砰"
man:是柯耶律師!什么風把你吹來的?
律師:我為公事而來.我從國王那里帶來有關納稅的重要消息.
律師:"由于民眾的請求,賦稅結構將大為簡化...從現在開始,每個人都負擔統一的基本稅率!"
man:可以請教稅率會變成多少么?
律師:100%
man:還有比那更簡單的么?
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