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        第118期雙語笑話加練習題 咖啡問題

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          A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .

          "Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.

        Notes:

          (1) stabbing adj.刺痛的

          (2) spoon n.匙子

        Exercises:

        根據短文回答下列問題:

          ① Where was the man?

          ② What problem did he have?

          ③ In which eye did he have the problem?

          ④ How did the doctor answer him?

          ⑤ Do you think the doctor was only joking?

        20.咖啡問題

          一位男子來到醫生的辦公室。“醫生,每次我喝咖啡,我的右眼都有刺痛感。您說我該怎么辦?”他問道。

          “把勺子從咖啡杯里拿出來。”醫生回答說。

        練習參考答案:

          ① At the doctor's office.

          ② He had a stabbing pain in the eye.

          ③ The right eye.

          ④ The doctor told him to take the spoon out of the cup every time he had a cup of coffee.

          ⑤ No.


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