蘇格蘭人在討價還價
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
個美國人，一個蘇格蘭人和一個加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的大門，在那里一個慌張的彼得解釋說是搞錯了。”每人給我500美元，”他說，“我會回報你對地球就像什么事也沒發生。”“成交！”美國人說。立刻，他發現自己安然無恙地站在事故現場。“其他人在哪兒？”一個醫生問。“我知道，”美國人說，“蘇格蘭人在討價還價，與加拿大爭論說政府應該付錢。”
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