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        實質性的糾正 An Essential Correction 英語笑話

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        Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

        Walter: What was it?

        Teacher: Eggs.

        Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.

        老師:沃爾特,你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。

        沃爾特:我吃了什么?

        老師:雞蛋。

        沃爾特:錯了,老師。那是昨天吃的。

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