每日一笑(11.24)
Who is Stupid?
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're
stupid, stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid,Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by
yourself!"
誰(shuí)蠢
一個(gè)老師在對(duì)學(xué)生們講心理學(xué)，“誰(shuí)認(rèn)為自己蠢就站起來(lái)？”她一開(kāi)始就
說(shuō)。
小約翰尼站了起來(lái)。
“你認(rèn)為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼？”老師問(wèn)。
“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個(gè)人站著?！?br />
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