你們是用什么標準來確定一個病人制度化？
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"
"Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."
"Noooooooo!" answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."
參觀一所精神病院期間，參觀者問主任……，“你們是用什么標準來確定一個病人制度化？”“嗯……”主任說，“我們把浴缸注滿了水，然后提供一個茶匙，一個茶杯和一個水桶，并要求他把浴缸放下?！薄芭叮颐靼琢?，”參觀者說?！币粋€正常人會選擇水桶，因為它比茶匙和茶杯大。”“不！”院長回答?！币粋€正常的人會放棄?！?/P>
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