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        最無厘頭的理由

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        最無厘頭的理由

          The nice man with the sign says the end is HERE. No one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse。

          我看到一個(gè)非常和善的先生拿著一個(gè)牌子寫著:今天大家都完蛋。沒人在世界末日前還做家庭作業(yè)。

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