多給了您兩份復(fù)印件
The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.
"What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?", he demanded. "Half the audience walked out before I finished." Jenkins was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."
有個(gè)CEO預(yù)定在一個(gè)重要的大會(huì)上演講，所以讓一位職員簡金斯給他寫份20分鐘的講稿。這CEO從大會(huì)上一回來，就大發(fā)雷霆。
“怎么會(huì)想著給我寫一小時(shí)長的講稿？”他責(zé)問道，“我還沒講完聽眾就跑了一半。”
簡金斯給整糊涂了。“我給您寫了份20分鐘的講稿，”他說，“照您的吩咐，另外多給了您兩份復(fù)印件。”
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