笑話習題簿11.1.20

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            Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother.
   "Marry him!"
   簡很愛托尼，但是當他們一起出去的時候，托尼總是大手大腳地花錢，這使簡感到很不安。“我怎樣才能不讓托尼在我身上花那么多錢呢？”她問自已的母親。
   “嫁給他！”
練習：
你知道原因么？
答案：
邊際效應遞減規律。

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