英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：騙子（雙語）

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A:Hey, dad, how can you tell when someone’s lying?

A:嗨，爸爸，怎樣才能知道誰說謊了？

Dad:How do I know? Go ask an expert.

爸爸：我怎么知道，去問專家。

A:Ok. Hey, mom...

A:哦，媽媽~~

B: I’d like to join your liars club.

B:我想加入你的說謊者俱樂部。

C: Ok, you’ll need to fill out an application.

C:好的，你需要填一張申請表。

C: Occupation?

C:職業(yè)

B:Mule skinner.

B: 騾夫

C: Age?

C:年齡？

B:20

C:Weight?

C:體重？

B:92 LBS.

B:92磅

C:Hey, what the heck...Go on in and make yourself at home!

C:哦，見鬼，你可以隨時回家了。

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