每日一笑 （5.8）
An Interesting Answer
Teacher: Which is farther away---Australia or the moon?
Bobby: Australia.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Bobby:We can see the moon, but we can't see Australia.
有趣兒的回答
教師：澳大利亞和月球哪個離我們更遠一些？
勃比：澳大利亞。
教師：你為什么這么說呢？
勃比：我們可以看見月球，但我們卻看不見澳大利亞。
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