北海大英雄-3-永遠(yuǎn)不能原諒她

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A: She was blonde and beautiful and I did every thing for her. I even had my hair cut for her…
B: What happened?
A: She ran away with the barber.
B: Figures…
B: Every man has a woman somewhere in his past…a woman he can’t forget…
Hagar: Sigh!...
B: You too, Hagar?
Hagar: Of course. She had red hair and green eyes and I’ve never forgotten her and I’ve never forgiven her.
A: What did she do?
Hagar: She introduced me to my wife.

A: 她是個(gè)金發(fā)美人,我什么都為她而做,連頭發(fā)也是為她而剪…
B: 結(jié)果怎么樣?
A: 她跟了理發(fā)師跑了.
B: 可想而知…
B: 每個(gè)男人都曾經(jīng)有個(gè)女人…他永遠(yuǎn)不能忘懷的一個(gè)女人…
海加: 唉!...
B: 你也有嗎,海加?
海加: 當(dāng)然羅!她有紅頭發(fā),綠眼睛,我永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)忘記她,也永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)原諒她.
A: 她做了什么呀?
海加: 她把我太太介紹給我.

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