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        趣味圖片英語笑話:Jimmy 吉米(雙語)

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        Enough is enough! Jimmy, stop crying to hide in your dad's nose every goddamn night!

        夠了!吉米,別哭了,藏在你爸爸的鼻子該死的夜晚!

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