知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇025：Honest？誠實嗎（中英+）
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
在動物園，我無意中聽到兩個學齡前的小男孩在聊天。
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second.
“我叫Billy。你叫什么名字？” 一個男孩問題。“Tommy”，另一個男孩回答。
"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.
“我爸爸是一位會計師，你爸爸是做什么的？”Billy問Tommy。
Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy.
“我爸爸是一位律師，”Tommy回答。“真的嗎？”Billy問。
"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
“不是啦，就跟別的律師一樣。”Tommy回答。
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