英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Senior citizens 老年公民（中英雙語）
161.Senior citizens
161.老年公民
My husband，Michael，a bus driver，was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors.
我丈夫，麥克是個開大巴士的。一次當他剛要開過一個無人上下車的車站時，一位乘客喊過有位老婦人要上車。麥克把車停靠在馬路邊，打開了車門。
After a minute，Michael saw an elderly woman with a cane crossing the street slowly. He waited patiently as she made her way to the bus and climbed the steps.While she was looking in her purse for her bus pass，he began to close the doors.”Wait a minute!”she snapped."My mother's coming.”
過了足有一分鐘，麥克才見到一位老太太拄著拐杖，慢騰騰地過著馬路朝車子走來。麥克襯心地等她來到汽車旁上著臺階。趁老太太打開錢包找月票的工夫，麥克欲關門，老婦人阻止道:“別真，我媽媽還在后面呢！”
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