外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹243：快樂并不富裕(中英)
An old rich man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money，so that soon he had nothing left. Of course, when that happened, all his friends left him. When he was quite poor and alone，he went to see Mildred, who was a kind, clever old man and often helped people when they had troubles.
一個已故的老富翁留給了他的兒子一大筆財產。但是他的兒子是個愚蠢的年青人，他很快就揮霍完了所有的錢財，變得一無所有了。當然，當他變成了一個窮光蛋的時候，他所有的朋友都離他而去了。他窮困潦倒而又孤苦伶仃，于是，他去看望了米爾德里德，一個和藹、聰明的老人，他經常幫助那些深處困境的人們。
"My money has finished and my friends have gone，”said the young man. "What will happen to me now?"
“我的錢全都花光了，我的朋友也都離開我了，”年輕人說，“我該怎么辦呢?”
"Don’t worry, young man,” answered Mildred, "Everything will soon be all right again. Wait, and you will soon feel much happier.”
“不要擔心，年輕人，”米爾德里德說，“一切很快就會變好的。到那時，你又將體會到快樂。”
The young man was very glad. "Am I going to get rich again then?" he asked Mildred.
年輕人聽后很高興。“你是說我還會變得富有嗎?”他向米爾德里德急切地問到。
"No, I didn't mean that，”said the old man，"I meant that you would soon get used to being poor and to having no friends.”
“不，我不是那個意思。”老人說:“我的意思是你不久將會習慣這種窮困和沒有朋友的生活。”
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