英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯： Both a mother and a teacher 母親與教師（中英雙語(yǔ)）
139. Both a mother and a teacher
139.母親與教師
I teach middle-school choir and occasionally have my own children in class. One day my son asked if he could have a pencil. As a teacher,I normally do not lend items to unprepared students;but as a mother，I help my children whenever I can. I asked my son whether he was speaking to his teacher or his mother. He replied，“It degends on who has the pencil."
我教初中的唱詩(shī)班，偶爾會(huì)教到自己的孩子。一天，我兒子問(wèn)我是否能借給他一支鉛筆。作為一位老師，我一般不借東西給那些不做課堂準(zhǔn)備的學(xué)生。但作為一位母親，我應(yīng)隨時(shí)幫助我的孩子。于是，我問(wèn)兒子他是在跟老師說(shuō)話，還是在跟母親說(shuō)話。而他卻說(shuō):“那要看誰(shuí)有鉛筆了。”
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