Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
長(zhǎng)壽秘訣
一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動(dòng)的小老頭。
“我無(wú)意中發(fā)現(xiàn)，你是多么幸福，”那女士說(shuō)。“你幸福而長(zhǎng)壽的秘密是什么？”
“我每天抽三包煙，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從來(lái)不曾鍛煉。”
“哦，真神奇，”女士說(shuō)。“你高壽？”
“二十六。”
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