雙語笑話 Translate server error
| 老板要制作廣告牌，于是找到廣告公司。“請問牌子上寫些什么呢？”“就寫餐廳吧，俺這里時不時有洋鬼子背包客出沒，把英文也搞上。”“好的，明天來取喔。” 制圖員在嘀咕：這餐廳英文咋拼呢。（廣告畫外音：這個時候，金山詞霸在線翻譯幫到您！） 輸入“餐廳”，一回車，“喲，這詞兒真tm長，都說了外國佬比中國人蠢啦，我們兩個字，他們居然用這么多字母。罰抄書的同學多慘啊。” 第二天，餐廳老板來取，回家立馬掛上…… 那串英文說的是“翻譯服務器出錯”，他們都以為蹦出來的英文就是“餐廳”的英文啦。我覺得有了這個最牛翻譯，之前那些列車上的“很貴的太陽”“警察的風”就立刻小巫見大巫了。這個教訓告訴我們，以后一定要用安裝版的金山詞霸，別用在線的啊。否則滿大街不論餐廳、商店、旅館都掛著“Translate server error”的招牌，老板們就納悶了：怎么對面老張的旅館跟我家餐廳一個名兒呢，靠，他沾我們老字號光，借我們炒作，兒啊，趕今晚摸黑去把它拆掉！
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