英語幽默精讀【1】Two Tickets Please
A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two tickets, please. "
When the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had sold out, the disappointed young man said, "Then do you have any sur- tickets that can allow us to stand together?"
※ Notes:
（1） be （fall） in love with 愛上
（3） disappointed adj.失望的
（2） sell out 售完，賣完
（4） sur-ticket n.附加票
※ Exercises: 根據短文回答問題：
①What did the young man do at one weekend?
② How many tickets did he want?
③ Did the ticket-seller have any tickets?
④ Was the young man happy?
⑤ What did he decide to do then?
※ 翻譯
兩張電影票
一個小伙子愛上了一位姑娘。周末，他請她看電影。來到售票處，小伙子對售票員說：“請給兩張票。”售票員告訴他所有的票都賣完了。失望的年輕人說：“那么，您有兩張可以讓我們站在一起的附加票嗎？”
※ 練習參考答案
① He invited his girlfriend to the cinema.
② TWO.
③ No, the tickets had sold out
④ No, he wasn't.
⑤ He decided to buy two sur-tickets which could allow them to stand together.
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