英語幽默笑話：誰要聾了？
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Who's going deaf ?
誰要聾了？
A man tells a doctor, ”I think my wife's going deaf. What can I do ? "
丈夫告訴醫(yī)生："我想我的妻子快要聾了，我可以做些什么呢？"
The doctor says, "VVell, trY to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question-If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. That way we can see how bad the problem is." The man goes home, sees his wife and says, "Hi honey, what's for dinner ? " He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer. "Honey, what's for dinner ? " He repeats this severaltimes, until he's standing right next to her. Finally,she answers, "For the tenth time, I said we-re having Pot Roast!"
醫(yī)生告訴他："嗯，先嘗試測測她的聽力吧。站在離她有一段距離的地方，問一個問題，如果她沒有回答，走近一點再問一遍.一直重復直到她回答為止。這樣我們就可以知道情況有多糟了。“丈夫回到家，看見妻子便問：¨親愛的，晚餐吃什么？¨他沒有聽到回答，于是走近一點再問：¨親愛的，晚餐吃什么呢？這樣重復了好幾次，直到他就站在妻子旁邊了。
終于，她回答了：¨這是第十次了，我說我們吃燉肉．
單詞＆詞組
frankly 坦白地，真誠地
lipstick 口紅，唇膏
asylum 庇護，救濟院，精神病院
criterion （評判的）標準，尺度
plug 堵，塞，插上，插栓
deaf 聾的
知道不知道
曬曬和nut有關(guān)的詞匯和口語里常用到的句子吧：
nut堅果，瘋子，頭，螺母
walnut 核桃
peanut 花生
chestnut 板栗
cashew 腰果
almond 杏仁
pistachio 開心果
hazelnut 榛子
nutcracker 胡桃夾子
a hard nut to crack 難以對付的人或者事
be nuts about 對……瘋狂著迷
it costs peanuts． 很便宜。
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