英漢幽默故事選讀【11】

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A Challenging Hunt

　　A woman answered her front door and found two boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we are on a treasure hunt, and we need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar. "

　　"Wow," the woman replied, "who sent you on such a challenging hunt?" "Our baby-sitter's boyfriend. "

　　Notes:

　　（1） pork-chop 豬肉排
　　（2） carbon paper復寫紙

　　Exercises:

　　根據短文回答問題：

　　①The list the two boys were holding must have been about _____.
　　A. the name of the baby-sitter's boyfriend
　　B. where the two boys should go
　　C. the lady's address
　　D. the things that the two boys should hunt

　　② Where did the two boys meet the woman?
　　A. on the-street
　　B. on the road
　　C. in the backyard
　　D. at her front door

　　③ Why were the boys on the hunt?
　　A. Because their parents told them to do so,
　　B. Because their baby-sitter was not home.
　　C. Because their baby-sitter's boyfriend wanted to stay with her alone.
　　D. Because it had bee their usual game.

　　④ The woman's attitude towards the boys' act was that_____ .
　　A. she was very happy
　　B. she was very angry
　　C. she was a bit disappointed
　　D. she was a bit surprised

　　⑤ From the passage, we may conclude that______ .
　　A. it would take the boys a long time to gather all the required things
　　B. the woman would give all the required things to the boys
　　C. the boys were cheated by the baby-sitter's game
　　D. the baby-sitter ran away with her boyfriend

富有挑戰性的搜尋

　　一個婦人打開前門，看到兩個男孩手里拿著一張字條。“夫人，”其中一個解釋道，“我們在尋寶。我們需要三顆麥粒、一塊豬排骨、一張用過的復寫紙來掙一美元。”

　　“哦，”那位婦女回答道：“誰讓你們作這樣富有挑戰性的搜尋的？”

　　“是我們保姆的男朋友。”

　　練習參考答案：

　　①D②D③C④D⑤A

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