趣味圖片英語(yǔ)笑話：Tobias 托拜厄斯（雙語(yǔ)）
It would be natural if Tobias was walking by now. He's 8...
如果托拜厄斯現(xiàn)在會(huì)走就正常了。他8…
Why should I,fool? It's obvious that as long I'm on all fours, there's no expectations, no pressure! Suits me fine! I'm staying down!
我為什么要,傻瓜?很明顯,只要我四肢著地,沒(méi)有期望,沒(méi)有壓力!還蠻適合我的!我堅(jiān)持下去!
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