英語笑話笑死人不償命17: 你說什么 (雙語)
Moe, Larry and Curly had been stranded on a desert island. They were walking along disconsolately when Moe happened to kick a bottle lying in the sand. The bottle broke and a genie suddenly emerged before them.
莫伊、賴利和卷毛因船觸礁擱淺而被困在一個無人荒島上，他們寂寞無助地沿岸邊走著，這時莫伊踢到沙灘上一只瓶子，那只瓶子破了后，突然出現一個精靈。
"Thank you. oh Masters, for releasing me from my captivity. For your kindness, please allow me to grant you each a wish. "
“謝謝你們從囚禁我的瓶子中把我放出來，我的主人。為了報答你們的恩惠，請讓我為每位實現一個愿望。”
"Well, it's not too difficult to figure out what I want," said Moe. "I wish l were back home. "
“哦，我的愿望很容易想出來，”莫伊說。“我希望我能回到家里。”
No sooner had he said the words than he was back in dear old Brooklyn.
話一說完，莫伊就已在他可愛的布魯克林老家中。
"I want to be back home, too," said I Larry, and he, too, was instantly transported.
“我也想回家，”賴利說，他馬上也就被送走了
" Gee, it's lone some here without Moe and Larry," said Curly. "I wish they were here to keep me company. "
“唉，沒有莫伊和賴利，一個人在這里真無聊，”卷毛說。“我希望他們能回到這里陪伴我。”
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