英語笑話笑死人不償命16: 我沒有服藥 (雙語)
A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctor provided him with some suppositories.
有位理解能力相當遲緩的老兄一直為便秘所苦，因此醫生給他一些利腸的栓劑。
A week later, the patient came back to tell the doctor that his condition had not improved.
一星期后病人回來告訴醫生，他的狀況尚未改進。
"I'm amazed," said the doctor. " Have you been taking the medicine I prescribed for you?"
“我覺得好奇怪，”醫生說。“你有沒有采用我開給你的藥方呢？”
"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass?"
“你以為我做什么呢？難道要我把它們都塞進屁股里嗎？”
"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass?"
“你以為我做什么呢？難道要我把它們都塞進屁股里嗎？”
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