爆笑英語幽默笑話精選20： A Special Footbal1 Match特殊的足球賽（英漢雙語笑話）
20. A Special Footbal1 Match
20.特殊的足球賽
Mike was late for school.He said to his teacher，Mr. Black，“Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”
邁克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說:“對不起，我遲到了，老師。我夢見了一場足球賽。”
"Why did it make you late2”inquired the teacher.
老師問:“那為什么會使你遲到呢?”
“Because neither team could win the game，so it lasted a long time，”replied Mike.
邁克回答說:“因為兩個隊不分勝負，因此持續了很長時間。”
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