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          It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area. At one house a small boy answered the door.“Tell me,young man,”said the politician,“Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?”

          “Neither,”said the child,“she‘s in the bathroom.”

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