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One cold winter day a boy was standing out side a shoe store praying to God for some socks or some shoes. Just them a lady walks up to him and says，“Is there something that I can help you with？”He looks down at his feet，and says“well，I would like some shoes.”
She grabs his hand and takes him in to the shoe store. She asks for a dozen pair of socks and a pair of shoes. They sit down；get the socks and shoes on. As the woman is getting up to leave，the boy says thank you，and she tells him that if he ever needs anything else，to not to be afraid to ask. So he asks，“Are you Gods wife？”
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